Alternative Horror Titles
S P Oldham
Just for fun. Feel free to add your own!
Night of the Living Bed: in which a bed refuses to allow anyone to get in it and go to sleep, by tossing and turning so violently they fall out. Anyone who does manage to lie on it finds themselves in…
Evil Bed: someone left an old book under the covers, which the intrepid would-be sleeper reads aloud to help those sleeping on the floor drop off more quickly. So follows a night of twisted sheets, tortured frames and killer bed bugs that really bite!
The Bills Have Eyes: in which invoices and demands that come in the mail watch your every move with a disapproving frown, especially when you spend money on anything other than clearing your debt.
Body Farts: a man who has undergone a bowel transplant kills everyone within a ten-foot radius with noxious gaseous emissions he has no control over.
The Drudge: a woman with greasy, uncut hair and a desperately pale complexion bores everyone to death with her beauty tips.
Vet Cemetery: a graveyard full of deceased animal doctors comes back to life with one mission in sight – to wreak bloody vengeance on anyone who maimed, neglected or mistreated the animals that came to their clinics!
The Debunker: a science know-it-all is horrifically killed when he ruins a Halloween weekend.
Wrong Churn: a medieval milk-maid pays the ultimate price for milking the wrong cow.
President Evil: you can fill this one in yourself…